when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
That’s the exact spot where I realized that she played the mom on suite life of zack and cody
thats the exact moment i realised sam had no idea what a ‘mom voice’ was
i want a 500 word essay on why you thought that painful comment was appropriate
tips on how to become beautiful:
- you already are
- you dont need tips
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
From the Treaty of Treason: In penance for their uprising each district shall offer up a male and female tribute between the ages of 12 and 18 at a public reaping. These tributes shall be delivered to the custody of the Capitol and then transferred to a public arena where they will fight to the death until a lone victor remains. Henceforth and forever more this pageant shall be known as ‘The Hunger Games’.
she on some michael jackson shit rn
i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy
So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.
im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…
My favorite thing about movies is the ending, and so all my favorite movies have really great endings.
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.